Another testing day, another bunch of hilarious essays. Sanah, recently returned to Korea from Texas, has quite the way with exclamations, which are often reminiscent of old-timey folks at church. Here's her essay on what she would buy if she got a lot of money and had to spend it on someone else"
I want to give a Rilakuma sharpener with a card on it to Ginny. I want to give her because I can't see her very much. And she is very, very, so, so nice. I love her too. I hope she likes it! But how will I get lots of money? I wouldn't suddenly have so much! (The money) I wish she says "Thank you". I think she will be really happy. What if she hates it?
I want to invite Ginny to Christmas. That way I can say "Merry Christmas!" But I don't think I will see her for a lo~~ng time! Oh dots! Looking at my pencil makes me think doty. The end.
And here's a cute one from Ariel. Ariel is generally a pain in the butt, and probably the only kid in the entire class that I don't wish I could steal. She can be downright mean to the other girls, and despite endless correction, she constantly interrupts people. But even I can see that this shows her cute side:
I will buy my mother a present because my mother bought me many things but I didn't have money to do something for my mother. To buy [for] me, my mom save money what she had so she couldn't buy what she want. She wanted some bags and earings so I will buy my mother many pretty bags and cute earings. I will buy her a dress and rings. My mother caught a cold so I think I will buy a soft blanket and pillows. Then my mother will be thankful for me and most of all she will think I am a nice, kind and pretty girl just for her and love me more than now.
