Konglish phrasebook

• cunning = cheating, copying
• tree's hand = branches
• Finishee!!!! = “Teacher, I have completed my work.”
• pishee = fish
• Dangerous pishee = Judy's favorite animal
• leally = really
• aaaaashhhhh = “Heavens, I'm not happy about that.”
• d-d-o-n-g = always spelled out, poop
• yellow water = take a wild guess
• Oh your goodness! = creative children using my own verbal ticks against me
• teacha = me
• momomo = blablabla
• very so so = a feeling of strong indifference, a widespread affliction
• short-uh tuh-rack-uh = the most important Olympic sport
• very terrible = pretty much the worst thing ever
• apartuh = apartment
• salaryman = businessman, every student's dad's job
• crajee = crazy, the funniest word in English
• Howbounyou? = And how about you?
• Babariman = 'Burberry man' = a flasher wearing a trench coat
• bopeepbopeepbopeep = a manic shepherdess, thank you K-pop
• sorrysorrysorry = also from a song, never sincere and always found in triplicate
• I don't ca-a-a-a-a-are = the worst of the bunch, used in response to any number of questions
• Do you wanna die? = “I'm not fond of that idea. Perhaps you might reconsider?”
• Gondam = little robot models, reminiscent of 'World of Warcraft'
• Jenny eat a maaaany suga = “Jenny is a tad hyperactive today due to candy consumption.”
• arabituh = part-time job, no student will ever believe this isn't an English word
• nightuh-cuh-lub = a semi-shady establishment where men pay to be seated with women